"The fact that he is capable of stimulating my brain and sex organ simultaneously is something to hold on to. It might even be something to bring home to meet the family. But there’s no point in mulling it over. He doesn’t even want to date, for fuck’s sake. I could back out of this completely, but, I’m ashamed to say, now that he's in my life, I can't picture it without him. But is it even possible to be just friends with someone whom you know is capable of making you come in a minute and a half?"